A Judge Said
A Judge Said... Order... Order... Order...
Sardar: 1 Pizza, 2 Chicken, 1 Coldrink......
Judge: Shut Up...
SARDAR: No Shut Up Only 7Up...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 966 views
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