Pathan Apni Sali Se
Pathan ne apni shadi main Rukhsati k waqt
~
Roti hoi saali ko chup karwaty howy kaha
~
"o yaara rota kiyun ae,
Jaisa tumhara behan waisa hamara behan. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 581 views
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