Ek chhota bachcha doosre
ek chhota bachcha doosre bachche se:-agar din ko suraj nahin nikala to kya hoga?
doosra bachcha:-bijli ka bill bad jaaega.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 895 views
Similar Jokes
Santa pland land hote hi chillane laga “Bangalore
aaya Bangalore aaya. Balle Balle”
Air Hostess : Hello sir, B silent.
Santa : “Ok, anglore aaya anglore aaya. Alle Alle”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher to pathan: AGARBATTI ka jumla banao.
Pathan: AGAR BATTI chali jaye to andhera ho jata hai…
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
1 Molvi dua mang raha tha
kash shahadt ki moat mil jaye
Pathan:ye nhi ho skta.
Molvi:wo Q?
Pathan:Jahad pe to tu ne jana nhi or halwe may ksi ne bomb rkhna nhi.
by itrat batool (few years ago!)
One Philosopher said: Every Wife is a 'Mistress' of Her Husband...
'MISS' For One Year And 'STRESS' For Rest of the
Life. :-
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kaash Facebook pe ek
option”Add
as Girl friend”
.
.
. .
.
Saala propose karne ka panga
hi
khatam, ladki ne accept ker li to
matlab maan gayi, nahi to fb pe konsi ladkiyon
ki kami hai.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Beta:"Mom, Love marriage karne se ghar wale naaraz hote hain kya..?"
.
.
Maa:"Tu zaroor kisi chudail ke chakkar mein hoga,
aur ye sab tujhe usi
daayan ne kaha hoga....
Ladkiyan to bas ladkon ko phansane mein hi lagi rehti hain.. Jahan Acha Ladka dekha
shuruho gaye...
Beta in se bach ke rehna ye bahut makkar aur KAMEENI hoti hain, aur inka to khandan bhi…........"
Beta:"Bas maa, aisa kuch nahi hai,
Wo to Daddy bata rahe the ke Aap Dono ki Love marriage hui thi..":D =))
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
sharab 1 bimari he jo samaj ko khatam kar deti he.to aao milkar is bimari ko jaldi khatam karde.1 botol tum katam karo 1 botol ham khatam kare.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Apni Bv Se Naraaz Hogya
Or
Apni BV
Or Khud Ko Maarny Ka Faisla Kia!
Osny Apni KanPatti Py Gun Rakhi Or Bv Ko Bola:
‘Khush Mat Ho, Agla Number Tera hai
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Chilhood: When you make faces at mirror. Middle age is when mirror gets even.
Bald man: A person who has lot of face to wash and very little hair to comb.
Marriage: An institution in which a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a women gets her master’s.
Doctor: Who cures your ills by pills and kills you by his bills.
Alimony: A mode of payment that enables a women who at one time lived happily married to live happily unmarried.
Indian Film Heroines: If they display their assets, the producer recovers his liabilities.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Larkay Wale: Hume Aisi Larki Chahiye Jo zayada Khati-Peeti Na Ho,aur hamesha chup rahe or shohar ki sunay.
Larki walay: Aisi Larki To Apko ICU Me Hi Milegi :p
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)