Ek chhota bachcha doosre

ek chhota bachcha doosre bachche se:-agar din ko suraj nahin nikala to kya hoga?
doosra bachcha:-bijli ka bill bad jaaega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1226 views
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