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Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
by inayat khan (few years ago!) / 874 views
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Zamin Pe
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Tarah Chamky
Ga Jis Ghar Mai
U.P.S Ho
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Allama Iqbal Aaj Zinda hotay to
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"Jis raat maine Pakistan ka khawab dekha
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laita"
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