Potaa vs dada joke

Pota:beta kaise paida hota hai?
Dada:asman se pari ati hai aur maan ki godh me rakh deti hai.
Pota :kia wo suhag rat wala system khatam ho gia hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 599 views
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