Sharabi Road Par Pada Tha.

Policeman- Itni Q Pee Rakhi Hai?
Sharabi- Mazburi Thi

Policeman- Kya Mazburi Thi?

Sharabi- Botal Ka Dhakkan Gum Ho Gaya Tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1018 views

“Can You Define Who is a Lecturer…???”

Teacher to Student:
“Can You Define Who is a Lecturer…???”
Student:
“A Lecturer is a Person
Who has a Bad Habit
of Speaking when Someone is Sleeping.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A pathan said to his friend

A pathan said to his friend: “mujhy smajh nahi aati k log maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay? Mujhy to 28 din k bad kharish hona shuru ho jati hai”.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

sardar & car

Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...
Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?
Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir
problem hogi.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Pathan

Sardar : O Yar Bike Q Teez Kar Diti?
Pathaan: Break Fail Ho Gaya Hai
Is Se Pehle Accident Hou Jaye
Jaldi Se Ghar Phuch Jate Hen

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Crazy Patients

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient’s room.

He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing.

The patient replied, “Can’t you see I’m sawing this piece of wood in half?”

The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing.

Patient #1 replied, “Oh. He’s my friend, but he’s a little crazy. He thinks he’s a lightbulb.”

The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2’s face is going all red.

The doctor asks Patient #1, “If he’s your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)