Munda: Tu ehni sohni lagdi

Munda: Tu ehni sohni lagdi a tainu heer na akhan ta ki akhan...!!!

Kuri: Teri shakal mere massi de munde wargi tenu veer na akhan ta ki akhan...!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 793 views
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