College ke first day
College ke first day; Ladka:
Tumhara naam kya hai? Ladki:
Mujhe sab didi kehte hai.. Ladka:
WOW MUJHE SAB JIJAJI KEHTE
HAIN!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 623 views
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