Santa - mere frnd ne chupke se

Santa - mere frnd ne chupke se mobile se meri gf ka no. Le liya..
Banta - phir kya hua..?

Santa - bewkoof aj tak apni hi behan ko romntic msg bhej raha hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 721 views
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