Sardar and doctor
Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 801 views
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Pathan Ne Aik Ghar Chori Ki
Sab Kch Lutne K Bad Jayenamaz Bi Utha Li.. Malik Bola Ye Jaynamaz To Chor Jao.
Pathan:Khocha Hum Tum Ko Kia
Kafar Nazar Ata Hai..!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Malika sherawat ko airport custom par check karate huye puchha gaya madam iss tifin box main kya hain.
Malika sherawat: umm tang mat karo isme mere kapade hain.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Murgi to anday deti hai.
Anday to sufaid hote hein.
Sufaid to dood bhi hota hai.
Dood to bhains deti hai.
Bhains to kali hoti hai.
Kala to bangali bhi hota hai.
Bangali to paan khaata hai.
Paan to laal hota hai.
Laal to gulaab bhi hota hai.
Gulab mein to Kaantein hote hein.
Kantein to machli mein bhi hote hein.
Machli to pani mein terti hai.
Pani mein to insan bhi tera hai.
Insan to lamba hota hai.
Lamba to mera ye Sms bhi hai.
Mujhe to deemagh khana tha.
Ha ha ha
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1 Khargosh 1 Lohaar Ko Tang Krta Tha
Roz Lohaar Ki Dukan P Jata Or Kehta:
GAJAR Hai?
Lohaar Inkar Kar Deta.
1 Din Lohaar Ko Ghussa Aya
Aur Us Ne Khargosh K Dant Torr Diye.
Phir
Phir Kya…
Agley Din
Khargosh Aya
Aur Bola:
GAJAR KA JUICE HAI
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Police: Park Me Romance Karte Ho, Bacho pe kya
Asar Parega?
Aadmi: Hum dono Married Hain
Police: To Ghar Me Karo
Aadmi: Tab Iske Husband Par Kya Asar Parega?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Delivery ke waqt
Lady- God Ladka
Man- God Ladki
God- Shut Up
Dont Confuse Me
Varna aisa confuse item bana dunga ke
tum dono roage or wo tali bajayegae!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Jagjit Singh: Ye daulat bhi lelo.. Ye Shaurat bhi
lelo. . . Ye daulat b lelo,ye shaurat b lelo... Santa:
Ye bechara bahut pareshan hai iski aurat bhi lelo..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Japan mein 2 dost thy.
1 ka nam tha “jo” aur dosry ka nam tha “wo”
aik din “jo” k pass jin aa giya “jo” ny dar kar “wo”
ko awaz di
“wo” bhag kar aaya to jin ko deikh kar “wo” ka
intaqal ho giya,
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bas usi din sy hi kehty hain…
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“JO” DAR GAYA,
“WO” MAR GAYA”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Aaj ki taza khabar: Sardaar ne apni sagai tod di. kyunki ladki kuwari thi, sardaar ne socha - jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui,wo meri kya hogi...!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Makan Malik- Makan Kirya 500rs Hoga
Santa-leking apke Makan me chuhe Nach rhe hai
Makan Malik-To 50 rs me Kya katrina nachegi?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)