Sardar and doctor
Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 763 views
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Santa Ne Ek Bar Bazar Mein Amrood Khareede Aur
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Banaya Jaye, Bola.
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Santa Ne Ye Suna Aur Khush Hoke Bola: “Achha,
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Ek larki ne namaz parhi aur shadi kay liye dua mangne lagi to sharama geye kahne lagi
“Aey Allah mein apne liye kuch nahi mangti bus meri Ammi ko ek Khubsurat Damaad de de.
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Pata he kya hua
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USKI choti behan ki shadi ho gai.
M0RAL: Duaon mein funkaarian nahi kerni chhiyen.
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Bv ko 2 min me theak karne ka tareeqa
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Agr ap k pas koi hai tu batao warna aik parcham k sae tale hum aik hain hum aik hain
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Sardar With Dentist
Kia Dard K Bagar Daant Nikaal Lete Ho? Doctor: Nahi
Sardar: Mein Nikaal Leta Hon
Doctor: Wo Kaise?
Sardar: He He He He
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Ramu: wo kya international brand hai kya?
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Santa takluSanta taklu Hai
Saloon Santa Ka Hay.:-)
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