Suraj kaha chala Jata he??

Santa:Yaar raat Me Suraj kaha chala Jata he??

Banta:Suraj kahi nahi jata he
Sirf andhere ki Wajah se hum use
Dekh nahi paate

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 651 views
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