Wife: Main ne tumhain baghair dekhe shadi kr li.

Shohar: Aur meri sharafat dekho,

Main ne dekh kar bhi inkar ni kiya..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 592 views

Santa Jab Chota Tha To

Santa Jab Chota Tha To Hamesha School Mein Usko Galtiyon Ki Wajah Se Maar Padti Rahti Thi.

Ek Din Homework Na Karne Ki Wajah Se Teacher Use Daant Raha Tha.

Teacher: “Sach-Sach Bata Homework Kyun Nahi Kiya, Nahi To Chaddi Uttar Ke Maarunga”
Santa Ne Bade Bholepan Se Jawab Diya.

Santa: “Sir, Jab Galti Meri Hai Fir Aap Kyu Chaddi Utaroge?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Joke

wo vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let`s fly out of the cave and get some blood."

"We`re new here," says the second one. "It`s dark out, and we don`t know where to look. We`d better wait until the other bats go with us."

The first bat replies, "Who needs them? I can find some blood somewhere."

He flies out of the cave. When he returns, he is covered with blood. The second bat says excitedly, "Where did you get the blood?"

The first bat takes his friend to the mouth of the cave. Pointing into the night, he asks "See that black building over there?

"Yes," the other bat answers.

"Well," says the first bat, "I didn`t."

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Sy Roti Hoi Nikli’

” 1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Sy Roti Hoi Nikli’
Ksi Ny Billi Sy RoNy Ki Waja Poochi
Billi Ny Roty Hoay Jawab Diya.
“Ik Ty MeNu Marya UttoN Mera Choowa V Kho Laya.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Customer to waiter

Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. How wonderful it would be if you serve me coffee free of cost today.

Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. How wonderful it would be if you drink from an empty cup today !!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wahan ja ker kisi se bhi puch lena Wo bata dega

Every address in Pakistan ends with
Wahan ja ker kisi se bhi puch lena
Wo bata dega

by lescol (few years ago!)