Battery & Woman
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive sid
by usmanzahid (few years ago!) / 871 views
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Hai Aadmi So Jaye..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
High class Insult
Ek ladki apni pic upload kar k likhti hai,"hi frends, kaisi lag rahi hu"
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A boy commented- tere baap ne 15-20 hazar ka mob. diya hai, to ghar me 500rs. ka sheesha b lagaya hoga.. usme dekh le hamse kyu puchti hai bhutni kahi ki
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Golu, Molu se : aaj meri bakri ne pehla anda diya hai! Molu : bakri kaise anda de sakti hai? Golu : arre yaar maine apni murgi ka naam bakri akha hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)