Aik admi hotel manager se
Aik admi hotel manager se: yeh tolya bohat ganda hai, hath saaf karne ke kabil nahin…,
manager: aap bhi ajeeb admi hain subah se 100 laog hath saaf kar chukkay hain aur kisi ne shakayet nahin ki
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