Pathan Sir 15 Din Ki Chhuti Chaiye

Pathan Sir 15 Din Ki Chhuti Chaiye

Boss:15 Din Ki Chhuti Kyun Chaiye?

Pathan: Cousin ki Shadi Hai.

Boss: Cousin Ki Shadi Mein15 Din Chhuti Kyun?

Pathan: Cousin Ki Shadi Mujh Se Ho Rahi Hai…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 815 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Santa:yar tune jis ladki ko naadi me

Santa:yar tune jis ladki ko naadi me dubne se bachaya tha usne fasi laga li hai.
banta:pagal hai kya use toh maine sukhne k liye tang diya tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Shaadi Jokes

American: Hamare yahan shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.

Laloo: Kamal hai hamare yahan to shaadi sirf female se hoti hai.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
opration

doctor mareez k peechey bhag raha tha
logon ne pocha kya hua?
doc: 4 baar aisa hua
sala dimagh ka operation karwany aata hai or baal katwa k bhag jata hai

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)
Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi

Shadi k Dosre Din Baiti apni maa Se: Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi
.
Maa: Baita Shadi mai Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hain, koi baat nahi
.
Baiti: Wo tu Theek hai Par Ab Laash ka kia karain?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mere Chehre Pe Pani Kyun Dala

Shaadi Se Agle Din Patni Gusse Se Pati Se Boli.

Patni: “Subah-Subah Mere Chehre Pe Pani Kyun Dala?”

Pati: “Tere Baap Ne Kaha Tha Ke Meri Beti Phool Ki Tarah Hai, Ise Murjhane Mat Dena“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bhai 1 rupy ka easy load kr do

Sheikh at shop: Bhai 1 rupy ka easy load kr do
Shopkeeper: Itna load karwa k call karni hai ya sms?
Sheikh: Karna te kuch ve nai bs aiven paise uraan di adat ae…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar vs conductor

Sardar:should i buy ticket to my children also?
Conductor:yes,only if the are above 8.
Sardar:thanks Allah i have only 6 children

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Boy: Achhi Lipstick hai

Boy: Achhi Lipstick hai
GIRL:Thanx
BOY:Beautiful Dress
GIRL:thanx
BOY:nice Jewelery
GIRL:thanx januuuuuuu
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
BOY: Lag phr b chawal e rai ho

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sweep The Floor

Your first job will be to sweep the floor.

But I'm a college student the young man replied.

In that case give me the broom - I'll show you how.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan vs son

Pathan:beta 2 bister kiun laga rahe ho?
Son:ghar pe 2 guest arahe hain.
Pathan:kon
son:ami k bhai aur mere mamun aa rahe hain.
Pathan:aik aur bi laga do mera bi sala aa raha hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Khan SAB platform par khare ..

1 Molvi ki shadi nhi ho rhi ..

Pakistani: Mera beta

Behan, bartan saaf karne ke ..

Ramu-Inn aalu k parantho mein

Ek conductor ki shadi ho rah..

Munna bhai And Professor

Pandit ji ke pas ek bolne wa..

Sor kase phata

Responses Of Kiss

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook