Bijli Kahan Se Atti Hei
Teacher: Bijli kahan se atti hei???
Student: Mere mamu k ghar se!!!!
Teacher: Wo kase?!!!!!!
Stdnt: Jab bijili jati ha tu papa kehty hen
''Salon ne phir bijli band kar di........'''''
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 880 views
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