Santa Bus stand jane k kitne paise

Santa Bus stand jane k kitne paise?
Rikshwala 10Rs

Santa: 2Rs mein chalega.

Rikshwala 2Rs kaun le k jayega?
Santa baith piche me le jata hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 552 views
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magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai..

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Biwi Ka Gussa Hamesha Ke Liye Kaise Shant Kare

Santa Ne Ek Din Badi Udasi Se Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.

Santa: “Yaar Meri Biwi Gussa Bahut Karti Hai”

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Ab Aaya Oont Pahad Ke Niche

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Nokar: “Meri Chapal Nahi Mil Rahi Malkin”

Niche Se Chor Rote Hue
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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Patient: Tocuhes her right knee and says here,
then touches her earlobe and says here, then
touches her left cheek and says here, etc.
Munna: Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai,
teri finger mien dard hai.

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Dr-Apke 3 daant kese tut Gye.
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SUBMITTED BY: Syed Muhammad Akbar

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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