Pthan ne galti se ksi ko 100 ka balance bej dia.

Phr call ki

O yara hmara 100 rupy wapis kro

Pnjabi: hmare pas to 80 aya hai

Pthan: ruko ruko yara hum 20 or bhjta hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1025 views

kitna pyar karate ho?

Grl: I love you
Boy: I love you to
Grl: kitna pyar karate ho?
Boy: Jitna tum karti ho
Grl: kamine Iska matalab tu b time paas kr rha hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Two young boys praying

Two young boys were spending the night at their
grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt
beside their beds to say their prayers when the
youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
"I PRAY FOR A BICYCLE...I PRAY FOR A NEW
NINTENDO...I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."
His older brother leaned over and nudged the
younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting
your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little
brother replied, "No, but Gamma is!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Spending vacation doing?

I'm going to spend my vacation reviewing everything I learned at school.

Really? What are you going to do the second day?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Suhaag Raat

Suhaag raat ko dulhan k darwazay per zor say dastak hui tou wo dour ker bathroom maen chup gayee.

"kia hua"khawand nay kaha

"maen nay samja k police raid ho gaya hai" dulhan boli

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hai. 10% interest ke hisab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hai. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge? 

Bania’s son: Kuch bhi nahi. 

Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante. 

Banis’s son: Main toh maths janta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante. 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)