Baap : Sharab, Cigarette, Larkiyan Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman Hain..
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Beta : Jo Shakhs Apne Dushmano Se Bhaag jaiey

Wo Mard Nahi Hota abba...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 954 views

Papa main kal school nhi jaoyn ga

Tom-Papa Mai Kal School Nai Jaunga Papa-Q
Beta?
Tom-Aj School Me Hamara Wazan Kiya Gya
Papa-To Kya Hua?
TOm-Aaj Wazan Kiya Hai Kal Bech Diya To?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

7 Peer 7 Chatayion Pe

7 Peer 7 Chatayion Pe Bethe Thay
Aik Larka Aya
Or Sabse Aged Peer Ko Bola

Baba! Larki Nahi Set Hoti

Peer Ne Sabse Chote Peer Ko Kaha Chotu 1 Or Chatai Bicha Dey

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher Question n Answers

Teacher Ne Smoking K Nuqsan Batane K Liye

1 Keera Smoke Jar Men Dala To Woh Mar Gaya

Teacher:Aap Ne Kya Sekha?

Pathan:Smoking Se Pait K Keerey Mar Jatey Hain,

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Girl to Boy Apne Baa

High Class Insult
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Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to Dekho Jaise Ghass Ugi
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Boy 2 Girl: Is Liye Itni Der Se Soch Raha Hu Ke Mere
Saamne Bhais Kyun Khari Ha.. :p :p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Duniya k 2 intehai mushkil kam.

Duniya k 2 intehai mushkil kam.

1) Apna idea kisi aur k zehen me fit krna.

2) Kisi aur ka paisa apni jaib me muntkil krna.

Jo pehlay me kamyab hota hai, usay Teacher kehtay hen. Jo doosray mai kamyab hota hai, usay Buisness man kehtay hen. Aur jo dono me kamyab ho usay…. BIWI kehtay hen

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)