Bhikari Ka Girl Friend Ko Phone
Beggar: 20 rupaiya dedo sahab. girlfriend ko phone karna hai.
Sahab ki girlfriend: dekho,
bhikari bhi apni girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai.
Beggar: nahi memsaab, use pyar karne ke baad hee main bhikari ban gaya hoon.
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