A Doctor Implanted a New Ear to a Man:

Man: You Idiot, You Gave Me a Woman's Ear.

Doctor: It Makes No Difference.

Man: It Does, Now I Can Hear Everything,
But Understand Nothing. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 762 views

Pathan

Sardar 2 pathan:,” Are ‘pants’ singular or plural?”

Pathan: “They’re singular on top and plural on the bottom.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Wife: Husband say India jao to

Wife: Husband say India jao to saari bhejna,Dubai jao to jewelry,France jao to perfume.

Husband ne jal kar kaha,dozakh jaon to kia bhejon?

Wife:APNI VIDEO.!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

jab se maine tumhe job se nikala he,

Boss to santa- jab se maine tumhe job se nikala he,
tab se tum roz mere ghar ke samne potty kyun
karke jate ho?
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Santa-aapko ye batane ke liye ki main bhuka nai
mar raha..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Cat Technical Support Problems

This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular customer had an old console-type machine with a print head that would ride back and forth on a spiral shaft. They also had a big bushy cat who liked to sit on the edge of the printer next to the operator.

Well, one day we got a service call that said, "Cat caught in machine, come quick!"

When I arrived I saw everyone sitting around mending their various wounds, scratches and contusions. No sight of the cat. It appears that while they were running the machine the cat was twirling his tail in his usual fashion and stuck it down into the printer at the most inopportune time and got sucked in! Apparently, the cat absolutely freaked out and clawed at everyone who came close. They finally freed the cat, and to this day, the cat goes nowhere near the machine.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Malika Sherawat

Malika sherawat ko airport custom par check karate huye puchha gaya madam iss tifin box main kya hain.

Malika sherawat: umm tang mat karo isme mere kapade hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)