How Much Will This Cost Me?
Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: $100.00.
Patient: $100.00 for just a few minutes work?
Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you like.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 722 views
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