A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.
A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.
Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ??
Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 698 views
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Maa Kasam 5 crore thukra diye par aapka naam nahi liya.
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