1 Aurat AADHI
1 Aurat Aadhi Raat Ko Qabar Pr Baithi Thi
Musafir Ne Pocha: Darr Nhi Lgta?
Aurat: Lo Is Me Da
r Ki Kya Baat Hy
Andar Garmi Thi Is Liye Bahir Bethi Hon =P =D
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