1 Bar Jan Mang K To Dekho
1 Bar Yääd Kr K To Dekho
Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena

Salman Sutta Peya Ae,
Ty Mobile Silent Ty Vai.

by ishfaq anwar (few years ago!) / 844 views

Kissing ur wife in ur home….

A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Ek pathan rozana apne parosi ki

Ek pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell Baja kar bhaag jata thaEk din parosi ne pakar kar poocha, ye kya harkat hai?

Pathan: Ye hum miss bell marta hai..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pathan

2009 Ka zalim SmS
.
Girl: KHAN SB Tum mujy subha sy ly kr sham tk or sham sy ly kr subha tk pyar kerna
.
PATHAN: oye Zalim ka bachi To phir hum NASWAR kab dalay ga

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

A Barrage Of Obama Jokes

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
~Conan O'Brien

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
~Jay Leno

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
~Jay Leno

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree... and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
~Jay Leno (we love Jay)

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
~Jimmy Kimmel

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!
~Jimmy Fallon

After a quick meet-and-greet with King Abdullah, Obama was off to Israel, where he made a quick stop at the manger in Bethlehem where he was born. ~Jon Stewart

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
~David Letterman

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
~David Letterman (Dave's not bad either)

Police in Texas arrested a man who was using the alias 'Barack Obama' while trying to steal money from 35 ATMs. They could tell something was up when a guy named Barack Obama was trying to take money from banks instead of giving it to them. ~Jimmy Fallon

You know, it's hard to believe President Obama has now been in office for a year. Isn't that amazing? It's a year. And you know, it's incredible. He took something that was in terrible, terrible shape, and he brought it back from the brink of disaster: The Republican party. ~Jay Leno

President Obama should get a big refund this year because he has a lot of dependents. AIG, Citibank, Morgan Stanley - all dependents.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bivi: aaj mere tann-mann me aag

Bivi: aaj mere tann-mann me aag laga do.

Shohar ne petrol daal k aag laga di.

Moral: jazbaat ka izhaar aasan alfaz mein kren.
Shukriya Rescue 1122

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)