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Boy : Tumhare baap ne 15-20 hazar ka mobile leke diya hai tow ghr me 500 ka sheesha bhi lagaya hoga. Us me dekh le. Hum se kiya poochti hai "churail" kahin ki... Tounge Tounge

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