Solid Beizzati
Solid Beizzati Yay
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Larki pic upload kar k likhti hai:
Hi frndz! Kesi lag rhi houn...?
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Boy : Tumhare baap ne 15-20 hazar ka mobile leke diya hai tow ghr me 500 ka sheesha bhi lagaya hoga. Us me dekh le. Hum se kiya poochti hai "churail" kahin ki... Tounge Tounge
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 559 views
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Pathan Apny Bety k liye
Rishta leny gaya
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Larki Walay : Abhi to hamari Beti
Parh rahi hai.
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Pathan : Chalo hum
1 Ghanty k baad aaye ga...:-p
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Chicken: If 2omorrow i m nt updating my status, means i m being servd at KFC.! Luv u all
Octopus: I hav jst refilld my ink..horray!! ^_^
Pig: Oh gosh they throw da gossip dat i m spreading flu...damn!! :X
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