Son: ‘ Mom, when I was on bus
Son: ‘ Mom, when I was on bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.’
Mom: ‘Well, you have done the right thing.’
Son: ‘But mom, I was sitting in daddy’s lap.’
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1003 views
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