Pathan Road Per Ghoraa

Pathan Road Per Ghoraa (Houxe) Chala Raha Tha
Signal Tora Toh Trafic Wale Ne Citee Bajae
Pathan Ghoraa Bhagatay Hue Ghoraay Ke Dum Oper Kaar Kay Bulaa
Lay Kar Laay No Note.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 565 views
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