Santa ko uska sasur jute maar raha tha

Aadmi : Kyu maar rahe ho?

Sasur : Meinie ise Hospital se SMS kiya.

Tum baap ban gaye ho. Isne apne sare friends ko forward kar diya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 743 views

Similarity Bw MOBILE And MARRIAGE

What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE -

In both caseS you feel "aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sardar ji ( to doctor )

Sardar ji ( to doctor ) : Doctor, I have a problem.
Doctor : What’s your problem?

Sardar ji : I keep forgetting things.

Doctor : Since when do you have this problem?
Sardar ji : What problem?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Truck dehk ker tum dar kiun jate ho.

Dost asked to sardar:Truck Dekh Kr Tum dar Q
jatay Ho?
Sardar replied: 1 Truck Driver Meri Biwi Ko Le Kr
Bhag Gaya Tha..
Hr Bar Lagta Hai Jesay Usko Wapis Krnay Aya Hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1 SARDAR Or American

1 SARDAR Or American Siri Paye Kha Rahe Thay.

American K Hath Me Bakray Ki Zaban Agai.

American: Wats This?

SARDAR: Lo Dasso
O Khotaiya “This Is Language”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 aurat Coma main chali gai

1 aurat Coma main chali gai
shohar murda samajh kar dafnane chala.
Raste main janaza khambey se takrane se aurat ko hosh aa gaya.

...1 haftey baad aurat phir chal basi.

Sab log kalma parhte huwe ja rahe the

lakin shohar ki zuban pe 1 hi baat thi
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"Khamba dekh k Oye
Khamba dekh k :-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)