1 bar santa USA Gya
1 bar santa USA Gya,wahan wo church mai gaya to achank wahn aawaz aai,'Tann' ittefaq se light bhi chali gai santa dar k bola,oye bhago Undertakr aa gya.... :-
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 799 views
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