HEIGHT OF LAZINESS

HEIGHT OF LAZINESS:

Boy: Papa 1 glass pani de do

papa: khud le lo.

BOY: plz de do na

Papa: Ab manga to thapar maronga.

Boy : Thapr marne aao to pani lete aana

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 755 views
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