Shohar: Darling I will love you for the next 1000 years

Biwi: Uss k baad kon si maa k pass janey ka irada hai

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 898 views

Santa: pappa agar main exam

Santa: pappa agar main exam pass karunga to kya doge?
Pappa: ek cycle dilaadoonga

Santa: agar fail hua to?
Pappa: 10 cycle dilaaunga
... Santa: woh kyu?

Pappa: padhaai bandh karke cycle shop khol lo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jo Ander Aane K Liye

Teacher:Jo Ander Aane K Liye Sab Se Chota Sentence Bole Ga
Ussey Gift Mile Ga

Eng Child: May I Come In?

Urdu Child: Mai Andr A Skta Ho?

Memon: Achivina

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

she was my wife.

Two men are playing golf one day. As they are about to start one of the holes, a funeral procession goes by on the road beside the course. One of the golfers, Harry, takes off his cap and stands with his cap to his chest, and waits for the entire procession to go by. He then puts his cap back on and proceeds to tee off. “Gee Harry, that was a very nice gesture on your part. It was very thoughtful and respectful of you to do that,” his friend says. “Well,” Harry replies, “I was married to her for 30 years, it was the least I could do.

by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)

meri tou chappal toot gayi hai 

Aek admee langrata hua ata hai usey dekh kar dou docotr apas main jhagrte hain ,
aik kehta hai ke uski haddee toot gayi hai
doosra bolta hai ke nahi us ka angootha nikal gaya h ai
dono mein kafi behs horahi hoti hai to
teesra doctor bolta hai chalo us se hi poch lete hain usey poooch tay hain tou woh bolta hai nahi, meri tou chappal toot gayi hai 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

2 dost

Aik dost(dosre se)main aj ehadkiya hay ke main aynda shart nahi lagaon ga. Dosra dost lekin tum esa nahi kar sako ge. Pehla dostshart laga lo.

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)