Do andhay apas main baten kr rhe

Do andhay apas main baten kr rhe thay..
ek ne dusre se pucha tm ne Taj-e-India Dekha hai..?
dusre ne kaha han jub me london ki sair ko gaya tha tab daikha tha..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 624 views
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