winter season me :

Golu-Are yaar nadi se bhaap kyu nikal raha hai..?

Molu-Lagta hai machchaliyan chai bana rahi hain..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 812 views

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty four. Eight to argue, one to get a continuance, one to object, one to demur, two to research precedents, one to dictate a letter, one to stipulate, five to turn in their time cards, one to depose, one to write interrogatories, two to settle, one to order a secretary to change the bulb, and twenty-eight to bill for professional services.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bush se training le ker..

LAALU JI EK MAHINA BUSH SE TRENING LEKAR
VAPAS AAYE.EK DIN PHONE AAYA.LAALU JI BOLE.
"who are u"
BUSH NE KAHA.
ARE SASURA HUM BOL RAHA HOON

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Wife2 husband

Wife2 husband:tu jahan-jahan chalega mera saya saath hoga..
mera saya.. mera saya..
Husband: Mujhe pehle se hi sak tha ki tu bhutni hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mian Biwi mei jhagra ho raha tha.

Mian Biwi mei jhagra ho raha tha. Aakhir Shohar bola:

Begum ye masla humein Larai se nahi Aqal se hal karna chahye!

Biwi:Haan haan.!!
Ta'kay tum Jeet jao?:-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

doctor ki shadi

Döctör ki Shädi is täräh höni chäiye
k Dr. ki shädi Hi näzär Ääy
Übtän ki jägä pölyfäx ör Mehndi ki jägä pyødin Sölütiön istämäl ki jäi
Bärät Ämbülänce mein Ääy
Or
Nikäh Høspitäl mein Hö
Täsverön ki jägä X-räy liyä jäi
or
kyä khööb Hö Ägär khäne mäin vitämin C or B ki täblets di jäi
Mehmänö kö chäi yä Cöld Drinks ki jägä Glücöse wäter ÖRS Diyä jäi
Dülhäy k gäle mn här ki jägä Stethøscøpe lätkäyä jäi
Ør Mäza tu jb aye
Dr nikah k bad bole
Next..! ;-)

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)