i love u

Boy: I love you i can't live without u..
Mar jaunga,Mit jaunga,tere pyar me
fanah ho jaunga.. :( Girl : Hmm.. Dekh le jaise b tujhe thik
lage.

by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!) / 606 views
(Rated 5 Stars - 1 votes)
 

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