Boy: I love you i can't live without u..
Mar jaunga,Mit jaunga,tere pyar me
fanah ho jaunga.. :( Girl : Hmm.. Dekh le jaise b tujhe thik
lage.

by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!) / 880 views

Solid insult

Solid insult..:p

grl-waiter 1 bread wali roti laana..

waiter-sry mam mai kuch samja nhi..

boy-aree gaanv ki h..pizza maang rhi h.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Man Get Slapped

Sochte huwe bhi dar lagta hai.

If women could read minds,

every second man will get slapped. ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Fix The Problem

A man came home from work one day and his wife asked him to fix the toilet. The man says "who do i look like the plumber?" and never fixed it....

The man comes home the next day and his wife asks him to fix the garbage disposal. The man says "who do i look like a blad specialist?" and never fixed it....

The man comes home the next day and his wife asks him to fix the refrigerator. The man says "who do i look like the maytag repair man?" and never fixed it....

the man comes home the next day and his wife told him she hired someone to fix the fridge, someone to fix the garbage disposal, and someone to fix the toilet.

The man asks his wife "how much did it cost?" His wife says "i had to either bake them a cake or have sex with them." The man asks his wife "what kinda cake did you bake them?" the wife says "who do i look like Betty Crocker?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan Sir 15 Din Ki Chhuti Chaiye

Pathan Sir 15 Din Ki Chhuti Chaiye

Boss:15 Din Ki Chhuti Kyun Chaiye?

Pathan: Cousin ki Shadi Hai.

Boss: Cousin Ki Shadi Mein15 Din Chhuti Kyun?

Pathan: Cousin Ki Shadi Mujh Se Ho Rahi Hai…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

There is a frog,

Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .
Then, what is my age?

STUDENT:32 yrs.

Teacher: How do you know?

STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)