Beta ya Kar Rahe Ho??

Maa: Beta ya Kar Rahe Ho??
Beta: Padh Raha Hoon.
Maa: Shabash! Kya Padh Rahe Ho??
Beta: Ji, Film Shole Ki Story..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1525 views
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