BOSS-itne kam kapde pehan K Q Aai Ho?

Aadha Jism Dikh Raha Hai
Girl-Itni Salary Me Yahi Aata He

BOSS -Manager, Ishko 3 Month Tak Salary Mat Dena..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 887 views

Aik larki pankhy sy latak k

Aik larki pankhy sy latak k khud
kushi kr rhi h0ti hai. Samne wali
khirke sy ose sardar daikh rha
h0ta h or chilla k khata h....
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LATAKNY SY KUCH NI HOGA AMMI KO BOLO K COMPALAN B PILAYN ;-) :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pappu in fire brigade

Pappu in fire brigade...:p
Lady called:"Mere ghar mein aag lagi hai..
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Pappu:"pani dalo pani...
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Lady:"Pani dala hai per aag phir bhi nahin bhuji..
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Pappu:"Phir hum akar kya krenge, hum bhi topani hi dalte hein... :p :O :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan to saradar

Pathan 2 Sardar:
"Yaara..!! Aaj Humne Bohat Bara Larai Dekha-"

Sardar:
Woh Kese??

Pathan:
Aasman Or Zameen K Darmiyan...

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2 Machhar Lar Rhe The.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Father to son

Father to son after exam: " Let me see your report card."

Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare
his parents."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pakistan Zinda Baad".

Mein tumhe pyaar ke teen lafz kehna chahta hoon... woh teen Lafz jo tumhara dil tak pahooch kar, tumhe gehraayi tak chhooh jaye. Yeh teen Lafz mere dil se nikal kar, tumhara dil par zaroor chhah jayenge. Ab sunlo yeh pyaar ke teen Lafz - "Pakistan Zinda Baad".

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)