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LarKiYo Ki
Beauty Hy

Wah Wah Wah

LipStick LaGana
LarKiYo Ki
Beauty Hai
Or
Usy Taste Krna
HuM Larrko Ki
Duty Hy

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 529 views
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