LipStick LaGana

LipStick LaGana
LarKiYo Ki
Beauty Hy

Wah Wah Wah

LipStick LaGana
LarKiYo Ki
Beauty Hai
Or
Usy Taste Krna
HuM Larrko Ki
Duty Hy

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 903 views
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