Grl in Burkha!!
Grl in Burkha!!
Boy-Kaha ja rahi ho meri jaan!
Grl-Tere Ghar,
Boy-Main bhi aata Hu
Grl-Aaja beshram, Ammi ko bataungi Apni bahen ko Chedta hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1115 views
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John was in trouble, really big trouble. You see, he forgot his wedding anniversary and, if you're married, you can imagine what he's probably going through. His wife was really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" She was serious too, so John got serious.
The next morning he woke up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped, right there in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife threw her robe on and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house and opened in with much anticipation.
Inside she found a brand new bathroom scale. John has been missing since Thursday.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Solid Insult"
Girl To Slim Boy: Apni Body T0 Dekho Jaise Haddiyan Hi Haddiyan Hon,,
Boy: Isliye Itni Dair Se Soch Raha Hu K Mere Pas Kutti Kun Khari Hy...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
SANTA:maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya.
BANTA:woh kaise?
SANTA:maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya. usne love marriage karliy
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Police wala apne bache se: Beta tumhara result achha nahi aya aj se tumhara khelna tv dekhna
band
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Son: Ye 50 Rs pakro or is bat ko yahien daba do":-
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Police:Bibi Ap Bht Bahadur Hain,Ap Ne Dakoo Ko
Bohat Mara.
Lady:Mujhy Kya Pata Tha k Wo Bechara Dakoo Hay,
MeiN To Samjhi K Mera Shohar Dair Sy Ghar aya
hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
cat-how old r u ?.
elephant- 5yr.
cat-bt u look big,
elephant-i m a complan boy,
cat-i m 30yr,
elephant -bt u look so small,
cat-jhandu kesari jevan badti umar mano tham se jaye .
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
wife : Look A Thief Has Entered Our Kitchen N He Is Eating D Cake Prepared By Me
Husband: Whom should I Call Now Police Or Ambulance..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and adozen donuts
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Doctor ne aik pagal se poocha:
Tum chat se kyu latak rahe ho?
Pagal: Main aik bulb hoon...
Doctor: Tum jal kyu nahi rahe?
Pagal:
Bewakof...!!
Ye Pakistan Hai,
Light Gai Hui Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy; I love you
tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho
Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy
Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota
Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you
Moral
Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli
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Par msg abhi baqi hy mery 2st
Boy;chalo jese tumhari marzi,magar ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga
Girl;lo!! ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi ni kar sakti :)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)