8 year boy larka
8 yrs boy Ladka - "1 bidi ka bundle dena."
Dukandar - "Kya re iss Umar me hi Bidi pine laga."
Boy - "Nahi Ye mere Chote Bhai ke liye hai Mujhe
1 Paket Willes dedo.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 537 views
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ko pakr lia.
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hoon plz muje Chor dein
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k motorcyle chlate ho?
Student: Nai
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All boys got crazy for her..
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What she said.. ?
Bhai sahab jagah dain..
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