Pathan
Pathan ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gaya:
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Nurse: Is Mai 10 Tankey Lagenge.
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Pathan: Kitna kharcha hoga?
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Nurse: 3000
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Pathan: Tanka Lagwana Hai.
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Karhai Nahi Karwani.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 925 views
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