Father to son: If You don’t pass
Father to son: If You don’t pass your Exams this time
Don’t you dare call me DAD,
After some days……..
Father asked:How is your result?
Son:Sorry Mr. Joseph.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 698 views
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