Ek Sardar Restaurant me
Ek Sardar Restaurant me soup Pi raha Tha.
Boy : Sardar G Soup Wich Makhi Ae....
Sardar : Dil wadda Kar Yaar. Makhi ne Kina Pee lena ae.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 613 views
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Banta: kaise rahi dost ?
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Molvi sab:
Sana ati hai?
Pathan:
sharmate hue
G Nahi Sana to nhi ati:-( magr Bushra kabi kabi aa jati hai.
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Holding paper in hand
And saying to yourself
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“Without Information Fighting Every time”
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Banta: Petrol mehnga ho gya hy.
Santa: Petrol & SMS?
Banta: Easy load karvane k lye ghar se 10 km
Dur bike pr jana prta hy.
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Nokrani:Maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye.
Malkin: Kyun? Nokrani:Apki saree pehenne k bad sahab
"Aap"Ko samajh k mere paas b nai aate.
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Ek pathan exam dene gaya to saath may PLUMBER ko le kar gaya!
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Kiun???
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Because
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Pathan ko information mili thi k paper Leak hogaya hai.
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Student Poetry
"Ham ne suna tha ke zindagi emtihan laiti hay"
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"Yahan tu emtihano'n ne zindagi le li hay"
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)