Interviewer
Asked Candidate:

"How Many Senses Does
A Man Have?"

Candidate Replied:
....
"Five, Sir!!"

Interviewer:
"Sorry Kid, There Is A 6th
Sense Also & That's
Common Sense..
Which You Don't Seem To
Have."

Candidate:
"Sir, There Is 7th Sense
Also..
That's Non-Sense Which
You Are Talking.......

by dracula (few years ago!) / 971 views

Bhagwan Ko Manane Wala Santa

Santa Ne Apni Girlfriend Ke Kandhe Per Haath Rakha Aur

Dheere Se Bola.

Santa: “I Love You”

Girlfriend: “Zor Se Bolo”

Santa: “Jai Mata Di“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Agar Tum Na Hote, Agar Tum Na Hot

Ek Gareeb Aashiq Ki Apni Premika Pe Likhi Gayi Ek Shayari

Main Aur Meri Tanhayi Aksar Ye Baatein Karte Hai,

Tum Hoti To Aisa Hota Tum Hoti To Vaisa Hota,
Aur Agar,

Tum Na Hoti To Mere Pass Paisa Hota.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Biwi Marne Ki Saza Bas Itni Si?

Ek Baar Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath Jaa Raha Thha,

Raste Mein Usse Ek Dost Mila Jisse Police Ne Pakda Hua Thha.

Santa Ne Usse Puchha: “Kya Hua?”

Dost: “Mene Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala”

Santa Kuch Sochte Hue: “Saza Kya Mili Hai?

Dost: “6 Hafte”

Santa: “Bass Yaar, 6 Hafte”

Santa Ne Aav Dekha Na Taav Fatafatt Police Ki Gun Lee Or Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala

Dost Rote Hue: “Abe Sale, Yeh Tune Kya Kiya? Puri Baat To Sunta, 6 Hafte Baad Muje Phaansi Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

meaning of sms

Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know -
it means....
S - Sardaron ke
M - Mazak udane ki
S - Service

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Marne de mujhe

Docter:tm bus 2 din ki mehman hu.
Girl:koi bachny ka rasta?
Dr:jo ye parh raha hai us ko kiss karo.
Girl:aaakh thooo mar jane do mujhe

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)