Kya tum kisi badi ladai
“Kya tum kisi badi ladai ke baare me jaante ho?
Ramesh- “Ji haan, lekin baat yah hai ki mummy ne ghar ki baate baahar batane se mana kiya hai”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 652 views
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'Waiter'
Chiken-Biryani me chiken he nahi hai
Waiter
Sahab gulab jamun me konsa gulab hota hai
?
?
Pathan:
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One Of The Best Quote,
Always have a
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MAKKHAN- Tumhari gaadi kaisi condition me hai??
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