Kya tum kisi badi ladai

“Kya tum kisi badi ladai ke baare me jaante ho?

Ramesh- “Ji haan, lekin baat yah hai ki mummy ne ghar ki baate baahar batane se mana kiya hai”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 651 views
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