Boyfriend:
Main Tumhari Roz Roz ki
Farmaishon se Tang Aa kar
'Khud Kushi' kar Raha hun.. =/
... ... Girlfriend:
Achha.. 1 White Suit to Dila do,
13vee pe Kya Pehnungi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 974 views

when i was teenager

When I Was Young Teenager,

A Cute Girl In Class Secretly Passed Me A Chit Which Only Said ‘Sex?’

I Passed Her A Chit Back Saying ‘Male’…

by Kamran (few years ago!)

Doctor to Old Man!

Doctor to Old Man!
Baba ji Aapki Neeche Wali Dono

Golian Nikaalni Paraingi..

Baba: Nikaal lo Beta.’!
Jab Bandooq hi Nahi Chalti tou goliyan kis kaam ki

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

women

A man was invited for dinner at a friend's house. Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling her "My Love", "Darling", "Sweetheart", etc., etc. His friend looked at him and said, "That's really nice after all of these years you've been married to keep saying those little pet names." The host said, "Well, honestly, I've forgotten her name."

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Bete Se:Nalayak Padhle Kabh

Baap Bete Se:Nalayak Padhle Kabhi Tune Apni Koi Book Khol K B Dekhi He

Beta:Ha Roz Kholta Hu Ek Book

Baap:Konsi
Beta:"FACEBOOK"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

ik sardar apny gar k bahar exercise kar raha tha

qareeb se ghuzarty hoay admi ny kaha

"wa sardar sahib kia body hai"


Iss pr sardar bola ..........

ye to kuch b nai andar ja kar meri biwi ko dekho

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)