santa to Banta:
Agar Neend Na aaye to kya karna chaiye?

Banta: Neend ka Intezar karne se acha hai k So hi jayo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 853 views

Access Denied

A guy did system support in a law firm. One day, he had to log a user off and then back on. He entered her initials and then she gave me her password.

Her password was "genius".

After three tries and the system telling him "access denied," he asked her how to spell it.

She said, "G - E - N - I - O - U - S."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shrabi Dekh Rahe Ho?

Biwi: Wo Samne Shrabi Dekh Rahe Ho?

'5 Saal Pehle Maine Use Shadi K Liye Inkar Kia tha aur Wo AajTak Pee Raha Hai..
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Pati: Baap Re Itni Lambi Celebration

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

School nahi jaonga

Boy: Papa main kal School nahi jaonga. Papa: Kyon Beta?

Boy: Aaj School main hamara Wazan(Weight) kya tha.
Papa: TO kya hua?

Boy: Aaj Wazan kya hai, Kal baich diya to?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

There are 20 angels in the world

There are 20 angels in the world,
10 Are playing,
9 Are sleeping,
1 Is reading this message
And that is u girl.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Debate Military Issue

I have two sons who are at opposite poles on the military issue. Rick thinks the military exists "only to kill people" and says so at every chance he gets.

Mike thinks the military is the greatest thing since sliced bread, and plans to make it his career. Needless to say, when they get together, sparks fly.

A recent interchange went something like this:

Rick: "'Military intelligence' is a contradiction in terms."

Mike: "No more than 'civilian worker'."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)