Friend1 Are yaar ye mobile

Friend1: Are yaar ye mobile to mujhe kangaal kar dega.

Friend2: Kyu?

Friend1: Baar baar dikhaata hai Battery Low

ab tak 56 battery badal chuka hoon!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 719 views
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