Punjabi:hum izat me thora peche hai.

Sindhi:hum kam me thora peche hai.

Balochi:hum taleem me thora peche hai.

Pathan :hum bila waja peche hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 1273 views

charsi

Doctor Charsi se: Cigarette Noshi Insan ko Aahista Aahista Maar deti hai.

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Charsi: To Theek Hai. Mujhe Bhi Koi Jaldi Nahi Hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Aab tabiyat kaisi hai?

Doctor : Aab tabiyat kaisi hai?
Santa : Pehle se jyada kharab hai.
Doctor : Dawai khali thi?
Santa : Nahi dawai ki sishi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor : I mean dawai le li thi?
Santa : Ji aapne di to meine le li thi.
Doctor : Bewkoof dawai pee li thi?
Santa : Nahi dawai to laal thi.
Doctor : Abe gadhe dawai ko pee liya tha?
Santa : Nahi sir peelia to mujhe tha!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Called a newspaper office

A Memon Called A Newspaper Office And Asked:
Mera Baap Mar Gaya Hai, Kya Charges Hongay?
Newspaper: Rs.50 Per Word.
Memon: Oh Bohat Ziyada Hain,
Acha Likho “Ghafoor Bhai Died”.
Newspaper: Sir! It Should Be Minimum 6 Words!
Memon: Oh Ho! Jara Sochnay Do….. Acha Likho……
Ghafoor Bhai Died – Suzuki For Sale .

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek sardar ne ek bache se pocha

Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C
Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia..
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9
A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata
hai:

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Height Of Insult On Facebook

Height Of Insult On Facebook:
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Girl: “Why U Like All My Comments, Posts & Photos?”
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Boy: “Because I Wanna See Unlike On Them All.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)