By mistake santa entered

By mistake santa entered into a ladies toilet, All the ladies stood up. santa -BAITHO-BAITHO,IZZAT DIL ME HO BAS YAHI KAAFI HAI...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 656 views
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